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THE 2017 MOCKSTROCITY TOUR W/ MAC SABBATH, METALACHI AND OKILLY DOKILLY

April 1 @ 9:00 pm - 11:00 pm

Mac Sabbath: It was the Year of Our Lord 2013, and I was devouring a cheeseburger in a Chatsworth, CA franchise of a certain multinational fast food conglomerate which shall remain nameless. A crazed skull face painted, dirt-bag, clown sat down beside me. This Skeletor reject of Uriah Heap introduced himself as Ronald Osborne and was familiar with my work. I was informed that Ronald, Slayer Mac Cheeze, Grimalice, and the Cat Burglar, were performing secret rock shows in the bunker-like basements of the local restaurants. But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the “underground,” and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager. BAM! Abruptly we were thrown to the sidewalk. (Apparently the daytime manager was not informed of this activity) I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush off the sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal.

Before I knew it, I was in a burger stand bomb shelter, witnessing Black Sabbath music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed and can’t ever remember feeling so………happy!

$15.00 – $18.00

Details

Date:
April 1
Time:
9:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Event Category:

Venue

The Grey Eagle
185 Clingman Ave.
Asheville, 28801 United States
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Phone:
828-232-5800
Website:
www.thegreyeagle.com